Schnitzel

a hazing ritual for new employees at a worksite whereby they are pushed onto a pile of sand, -j-c-l-t-d on and asked to roll around.
hey barry, i think it’s time for the new bloke’s schnitzel!
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n.

a thin cutlet of veal, usually seasoned, that is dipped in batter and fried.
“dude! you ate my f-cking schnitzel!”
when one p-n-s is inserted inside another p-n-s through the j-pseye. it is often known for being used in austria. it comes from an austrian legend where they had farms with a breed of animals that that mated by using this type of s-x.
a gay man: “wouldn’t it be fun if we could do it properly??”
his partner: “you want to schnitzel?!?”
german meat cutlet
(wiener schnitzel, not to be confused with the chain wienerschnitzel, which amazing :d)

great for screaming as a curse word.
-hey man, you’ve got ketchup on your shirt!
-oh schnitzel!
delicious german food
i want to eat schnitzels all day
pr-nounced (shneet-zil)
an alternative to s–t, that way you can use it anywhere and only the germans and austrians will be confused..
1.-police sirens

yells, “schnitzel”

2. -at restaurant

wrong order, “schnitzel’

waiter, “sorry, we don’t serve that here, however there’s this nice german eatery down the road”

-face palm
a line of cocaine, usually done on the tip of a key.
let’s go to the bathroom and do a huge schnitzel!
a black persons term for german women
hey did you see that schnitzel at the club?