Schnookums


a schnook-ms, put simply, is a person that is everything that’s good in the world, and nothing that’s bad.

that’s all it is…
charlotte is such a schnook-ms! that’s all she is!
a silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. it is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
my chihuahua fluffy is the sweetest schnook-ms in the world.
a person or object that is incredibly cute or adorable.
hey schnook-m, you look so cute i could just eat you up.
a word to describe a person that you love more than they love you.
“hi you are so totally my schnook-ms, i am completely in love with you”

answer-“i only want you for s-x and money”
curtis, the sweetest and cutest person ever!
curtis is my schnook-ms
^ this is the dumbest thing i’ve seen on here
german dogs playing snooker while c-ming.
bruno played snooker while jacking off/schnook-ms, past. schnook-med.

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