Schnucked
getting schucked is when your credit card number is stolen and the company responsible for it tries to cover it up for way too long. the first time you’ll hear about it is when your bank calls to tell you that they’re cancelling your card.
bob: why are you writing checks for everything today?
rob: cause my debit card got compromised in the schnucks debacle.
bob: ooh, you got schnucked!
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