school project


the universal excuse for obtaining something you shouldn’t have. occasionally used for something illegal. can be subst-tuted for “my dad asked for me to get it for him.”
sometimes chain stores don’t buy this excuse.
store clerk: why do you need to buy this pot-ssiam nitrate?
bob: uhhh.. school project.

store clerk2: why do you need this spraypaint?
bob: uhhh.. school project.

store clerk3: why do you need a lighter?
bob: my dad asked me to get it for him.
something you end up doing on the due date
joe: “dude i worked so hard on that school project im totally going to ace it”

michael: “oh sh-t i totally forgot about it”

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