Schoolaphobia
the recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky cl-ssmates, and doing school work.
nurse: why have you’ve been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
student : i’m not feeling well- i think i have schoolaphobia.
nurse: -whispers to self- or your lazy. -sips tea-
#school summer f-ck no no sh-t
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