a schoolsp-nkling is a child that has an obsessive addiction to masturbating in his inst-tution
my little sister is a schoolsp-nkling, so gutted 🙁
- jeep date
taking a lover out into the wilderness where few vehicles can travel, ( impressing them) therefor leaving them aroused and ready to test the durability of the backseat. hey babe i think tonight would be a beautiful night for a jeep date, it’ll be fun!
- hog slobbin'
the official term for when you are having s-x with a fat girl from the country. “yo, where’s my boy kermit at tonight?” “oh, that lil’ green dude is out hog slobbin’ tonight with piggy, yo.”
the last name of a very, very s-xy guy. he’s the nicest person you will meet. hey it’s alex henoch
the most gayest person you will ever meet, he will stare at your c-ck all day long if he had and gives bl-w j-bs. `that guy is such a dolten, he wouldnt stop staring at my c-ck! he is such a dolten , givining the best baby jesus ever!
a large scale collaboration of at least 5 or more men/women, preferably sweaty ones, who play any mmo and role play an accidental bukkake within the group while. the last one to -j-c-l-t-d has to orally clean all the -j-c-l-t-d until someone laughs where then they switch until all is clean. women are not essential […]