Schootch the Hole
a phrase meaning either “a hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location” or a “loosely defined s-xual activity” with the verb “schootch” essentially representing any number of things. (meaning to be defined by context.) ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.
suggestion: dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!
the proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that paul had the opportunity to “schootch the hole”.
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