Schort


the word schort is a variant of the word schl-ng only where schl-ng describes a p-n-s that is fair to large in size, schort describes a small or tiny p-n-s.
luke: hey dave
dave: hey luke, what you been up to?.
luke: i’ve just been to the gym with kyle. you know he’s got a tiny p-n-s.
dave: no but i suspected.
luke: yeah, when we were coming back from the shower i noticed he was packin’ a schort in his shorts.
dave: you did, did you.
luke: yeah, it’s tiny. i took a picture with my phone if you want to see.
dave: i’m good thanks. why’d you do that.
luke: for my collection. you don’t think i go to the gym to work out do you?
dave: …..
luke: …..
dave: so…, kyle’s packin’ a schort then

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