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  ignoring the clear fact that a conflict is bigger than any one man, denying another his rightful and delicious hot dog through physical force or clever, conniving trickery. a truly dastardly act. in a feud over a “fives” call, deciding who will win the most comfortable and convenient seat at a supebowl party, one contestant […]

• dogfaced

  extremely harsh looking.worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends. oh my god, look at that dogfaced baby. a person, usually a man, who has just broken up with his mate. “he walks around dogfaced and hurt.” (tom petty)- a woebegone soul, wandering lost, his face expressing his sadness. he walks around dogfaced and […]

• Glass-of-Water-Theory

  the gl-ss of water theory is a recommendation that when someone asks you for something you want, just say yes. do not feel uncomfortable responding “yes” to an offer. this is referred to as the gl-ss of water theory because of the common debacle many of us find ourselves in. when entering a home if […]

• Vabreze

  vernacular for the term “to douche”. application of scented product to one’s poonanner, much like one would spray fabreze their furniture. i need to remember to vabreze the rug before i have guests.

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