Schploong


(pr-nounced shush-plong or shu-plong)

an enormous h-t of marijuana usually capable of incapacitating a person for up to 7 hours. related to the verb schploonging, meaning to be schploonging
man, i bet obama took a huge schploong last night after he defeated romney

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