schpweef



when a female sharts and queefs at the same time and a little pee comes out.

usually caused by excitement or being startled.
when donna saw a out of control tweeker coming towards her. it caused her to schpweef.

i sometimes wear adult diapers due to my uncontrollable schpweefing.

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