schramm’d
when you get someone’s hopes up and then no show at the last minute.
jess: “wanna grab a beer and chill at the bar? 2 hours!”
shawna: “yeah girl! so down. meet you there!”
jess 2 hours later: “ where you at? i got a round waiting”
shawna: “ooooooh girl!!!! got slammed at work and i’m f-cking exhausted! just got in jammies. can’t make it. maybe next time. love you b-tch!”
jess: “ d-mn lady! how many times am i gonna get schramm’d in a month!?!?”
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