Schrampfer
usually the surname of a beautiful girl. she usually denies anything positive you tell her, even if it is obvious.
guy 1: man, i need a great girl
guy 2: what you need is a schrampfer
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the art of having an afternoon snooze to shake off a hangover and enable oneself to back up for another night of shenanigans, whilst not actually sleeping much and just lying in bed creeping on facebook. “hey bro – are you coming out tonight?” “yeah i’m keen as, just schreeping it up atm in preparation […]
- schrooted
the fine art of being sh-tfaced and rooted normally relating to drugs and or alcahol. “joel ate 6 pills! look how schrooted he is!” “ive been awake for 3 days and im that schrooted, that even joel is starting to look attractive”
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narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman’s sn-tch lisa’s landing patch safely landed moco’s 747!
- language-handicapped
not being able to find the right words to say; kelsey i am language-handicapped because everything i say always comes out wrong.