Schrank


a white, american born male hired by an indian hotel owner as general manager and to act as the “public face” of the property he manages. to be a true billy schrank, this person must also consistenty allow himself to get f-cked out of promised bonus pay and be easily tricked into performing capital upgrades and maintenance to the property for no additonal money, thus making him a complete loser, a sucker and an individual devoid of his manhood.
“the manager of the la quinta was nice enough, but i felt sorry for him because he worked so hard for that d-mn indian owner for peanuts. jesus what a friggin’ schrank he was.”
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functioning as either a noun or a verb, it is acceptable to use in any context to describe an object or place in the physical world, with the exception of a typewriter. in the verb usage, to be “schranked” implies being f-cked with to the nth power.
noun: “i put my schrank in your bait box.”
verb: “honey, i schranked the kids!”
a male with a small p-n-s, as if it shrank.
however, due to the many males with the last name schrank, the nickname stuck & is spelled with a c.
greg is such a schrank yo.
a sk-nk?
nah, a schrank. smallest c-ck in new england, efp said so.

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