Schrodinger’s Blowjob
when you’re having s-x with another man (it’s not gay until you c-m) and you stop and blindfold yourself, and then finish off by means of a bl-wj-b, but you don’t know whether it’s a man or woman blowing you. also applies to threesomes.
what about if you’re blindfolded and you don’t know if it’s a man or a woman?
…schrodinger’s bl-wj-b!!
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