Schrödinger’s Boner
a situation where a p-n-s is starting to get hard, but is not solid, and at the same time, not completely flaccid. while a p-n-s is in this state, anything could collapse the quantum wave, and render the p-n-s either hard, or flaccid.
dude, jackie gave me this s-xy look after our date, and until she came upstairs to my room, i had a schrödinger’s b-n-r.
or
i was this restaurant, and there was this waitress with a nice -ss. once she turned around and i saw here face though, i lost my schrödinger’s b-n-r.
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