schrodinger’s douchebag


one who makes douchebag statements, particularly s-xist, racist or otherwise bigoted ones, then decides whether they were “just joking” or dead serious based on whether other people in the group approve or not.
“oh man women should just stay in the kitchen, it’s the only place they’re useful”
-with one group- “haha just kidding, that’s s-xist”
-with anther- “lol amirite”
“you’re a total schrodinger’s douchebag you know that right?”

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