schrodinger’s handjob
when you t-ttyf-ck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a “handjob” but its also not really a “t-ttyf-ck”
man 1 – “bro i just got a great t-ttyf-ck from my girlfriend”
man 2 – “bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn’t just a schrodinger’s handjob”
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