Schrödinger’s Penis


the paradox concluding that a p-n-s, shielded from view by a pair of pants, shorts, skirt, etc. and is un-bserved is both large and small at the same time.
upon urbaning his name, ben found out the he has a schrödinger’s p-n-s.

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