Schrödinger’s Pussy

gay or not gay? if you go glory-holing, and enjoy the experience, how do you know how gay you are?

in science, there’s a thought experiment called schrödinger’s cat, where a cat is in a box with a setup of deadly poison that’s 50% likely to be leaked. without being able to test the box, you don’t know if the cat is alive or dead. although the cat can only be alive or dead, the odds are that the cat is 50% alive.

since there’s a 50% chance that there’s a man on the other side of the glory-holing wall (probably really 95% that there’s a gay guy, but let’s say 50%), you now have a 50% chance of being gay. does that change your enjoyment of the experience? maybe eddie murphy could help elaborate.
you went glory-holing this weekend? according to the theory of schrödinger’s p-ssy, you’re now half gay. does this mean that you’re going to manscape only half your body? left half, back half, bottom half?
an old and often argued quantum physics theory of whether or not a man will get laid. the theory goes… a man walks into a bar and sees a s-xy b-tch in the corner. until he walks up to her, we dont know if he will get laid or not. therefore we can -ssume that he will both get laid and a go home alone. highlighting the fact that 50% of the time the female would sleep with him. the final argument is as such, by approaching the “s-xy b-tch”, he forces nature to collapse on itself and the result becomes conclusive. either he gets laid or he doesnt.
guy 1: d-mn! look at shorty in the corner.

guy 2: go talk to her!

guy 1: maybe, looks like i have a schrödinger’s p-ssy on my hands. i’ll be back in 10 mins.