schrodinger’s shorts


when an individual, typical a sorority female is wearing a shirt that goes past their waist and knees obscuring the possibility of whether or not they are wearing shorts. like schrodinger’s eponymous cat, there is a state of uncertainty of whether the individual is wearing shorts. thus they are simultaneously wearing shorts and not wearing shorts, until observed.
bill: yo that girl is wearing a long -ss shirt man. idk if she even has shorts.

al: that’s schrodinger’s shorts af bro.

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