schroedinger’s date
when an interaction with someone is both a date and not a date, due to one party not clearly defining it as such beforehand
man: this is one of the nicest dates i’ve been on in a long time
woman: oh, um, is this a date?
man: i mean, i thought it was
woman: i thought we were just friends catching up
man: well, i called you last night to confirm we were still meeting up, which i only do for dates
woman: well, you didn’t actually say it was a date
friend: yeah, it was a schroedinger’s date. sorry, man.
#schroedingers #date #misunderstanding
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