Schroedinger’s Jizz
the belief that when someone is jerking off they could be killing off thousands of the future’s brightest minds or thousands of the future’s worst nightmares.
little jimmy, after having rubbed off a big, steamy, globby load onto his computer, keyboard, and desk, began having episodes of guilt as the thought of schroedinger’s j-zz splattered in his mind.
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