schrutebag


n. 1. a douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.
sports radio call-in show host colin cowherd is such a schrutebag.
a sychophantic person engaging in extreme acts of egotistical behavior without regard to others. a person so blinded by self interest as to be incapable of sympathy and/or empathy.
“colin then told his audience to go to the website. when all of his stoolies did so the site servers were overloaded and shut down. he is such a schrutebag.”
a douchebag with sycophantic tendencies.
colin cowherd is a schrutebag.

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