Schteven
the refined evolution of a nerd or geek. fluent in several forms of 1337. the schteven can usually be found wading his way through game review forums, pc hardware forums and on counter-strike which is the centre of their lives. typically the specimen wears spectacles, has a slight speech impediment and an overgrown mullet
fortunately the species grows from a gradual interest in online gaming and 1337. the subject will never reproduce via s-xual intercourse as counter-strike takes up most of their lives.
apparently female specimens have been sighted although some were mistaken for premature schtevens on voip (voice over ip or teamspeak).
if you are browsing any popular game review, pc hardware review or counter-strike forums you are sure to come across this creature.
haunting sounds riddle these servers; “omgwtfpwned….” and “omgomg wat a serrrvverrr…”
a prime example of a schteven is bill gates. who could be cl-ssed as the ‘schtevenus maximus’ through his success as a schteven.
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