Schtoon


schtoon (sh’toon) vulgar slang
v. schtooned, schtoon·ing, schtoons

v. tr.
1. to have s-xual intercourse with.
2. to show up or embarr-ss another with skill or luck.
3. to play or joke, often used with “with”.

v. intr.
1. to engage in s-xual intercourse.
2. to act stupid or against someone else’s wishes.

n.
1. a unliked and often stupid person, interchangable with douchbag.
2. used as an intensive: what the schtoon is going on?

phrasal nouns:
schtoon-ball
1. a more direct and intense insult of a stupid and sometimes unliked individual.

schtoon-bag
1. a wad of meaty flash (usually a human being, or racc–n) that embodies the quality of being an idiot and douchebag at the same time.

often pr-nounced schteen or schtawn, the word is quite versatile in it’s meanings and useage–which can often be improvised to create such things as, “schtawn-sac” or “schteen-wad”.
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“hey schtoon-bag, ready to go eat?”
“naw, i’ve still got some work to do.
“you’re schtoonin’ with me right?”

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“dude, that shot was so cheap–you shouldn’t have won!”
“haha schtoon-sac, i totally schtooned your -ss!”

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