schuba
the art of igniting gases expelled from the r-ct-m by force. proper form is to lay on ones back, pull both legs back as far as possible,light a lighter and hold it as close to the -n-l cavity as possible. the subject then squeezes the stomach muscles tightly, pushing a mix of methane and hexane out toward the open flame causing a moderate to large fireball. caution…jeans must be worn to protect sphincter from 2nd to 3rd degree burns.
the room had an amber glow as jim’s schuba erupted.
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