Schuepbach Challenge


for men, the willful tasting of one’s own s-m-n after -j-c-l-t–n to prove or disprove one’s manhood.

this is usually accompanied by extreme feelings of confusion, anger, and a general sense of hopelessness.
i attempted the schuepbach challenge, but i just couldn’t bring myself to actually taste it.

or

i actually tasted my own c-m during the schuepbach challenge and now i feel nothing but immeasurable sadness when i look in the mirror.

or

the schuepbach challenge may just be the start of monos-xuality (see monos-xuality)

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