Schuldiner-gasm


the feeling of euphoria and/or s-xual stimulation upon hearing an especially good riff or breakdown written by chuck schuldiner, frontman of the american death metal band “death”.

a schuldner-gasm may be followed by any of the following: -j-c-l-t–n, tears of joy, muscle relaxation, etc,.
i was listening to “empty words” by death, and when the intro ended and went into the main riff, i had a schuldiner-gasm and creamed my jeans.

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