schultzy


a canadian dog whisperer who shows dogs at shows
me- “hey schultzy, what’s wrong with this beagle?”
schultzy- “hmmm.. he seems to be sad, lets put him in a dog show, that will be fabulous!!”
the name given to a fat unattractive kid who casually likes to tuck his d-ck between his legs and dance naked in front of a mirror.
ew, colton is doing a schultzy

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