Schum
1. to -j-c-l-t- forcefully onto a surface and then sh-t forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a c-m and sh-t mixture, or schum.
dude, i schummed on stephen’s bed last night. that’ll teach him not to f-ck my girlfriend!!
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