schumacher

a term given to someone when they’re so annoyingly good at something, it takes all the fun out of it for everyone else.
jimmy – “do you fancy a game of footy down the park?”

ted – “yeah, that would be ace, shall i give bob a call and see if he wants to come?”

jimmy – “nah, that bobs a f-cking schumacher, he’ll ruin it for everyone!!”
to drive fast, usually through winding streets, and take corners hard. refers to multiple fomula 1 championship winner michael shumacher.
greg: i can’t believe how fast you were going jimmy. that was total schumacher.
noun.

one who usually drives at excessive speed. the term originated from the last name of formula 1 driver michael schumacher who is known for going very fast.
“ever since sparks got his car, he’s been a complete schumacher.”
usually used as an insult to refer to someone as a pedophile, a compulsive liar, a male in his twenties who lives at home and has no car or job, a man with a small p-n-s, usually has tattoos of idiotic sayings or symbols in strange places, and a person with little to no common sense.
did you hear about tommy and that 12 year old? yeah, he really pulled a schumacher.
a derogatory insult, usually saved for an occasion that calls for extremely colourful language. taken from the hollywood director joel, a schumacher is an often annoying, blatently h-m-s-xual individual whose penchant for all things colourful and rubber, single handedly killed one of the most grippingly dark action franchises of the 90’s
“your such a f-ckin’ schumacher!”