schurtle


someone who smokes newport 100’s and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)
“d-mn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100’s”
“oh yeah she’s such a smishnin schurtle”
“calamazoo!!!”

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