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• Schwampy

  short blurb or information about a random topic. why don’t we write a blog or some schwampy about this.

• Sciblet

  the last morsel of food on your plate that you’re just too d-mned stuffed to eat. “i’m so full, i can’t even eat that last sciblet.” “how you gonna leave that sciblet on your plate when there are children starving in sri lanka? get it eat you lil b-st-rd!!”

• talledega dick head

  a p-n-s that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u sh-t and use ur d-ck to whipe so it looks like skid marks. wow i heard johnny did a talledega d-ck head with charlie video taping him!!!!

• Microfail

  when a microwave fails to cook its contents luke: i put the poppadoms in the microwave but they’re not cooking. 5 minutes later… luke: still not cooked! sarah: that’s because i own a microfail

• copywise

  n. (slang) a person stealing others smarts, to look smart. shiiiit, everything you been sayin, has been © copywised.

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