schwa

the upside-down “e” symbol you always see in dictionary pr-nunciation guides. pr-nounced “uh” or “ih”.
a schwa looks like an upside down e
1) an expression of excitement, or extreme happiness.
2) acknowledgement of someone who has greeted you, or a greeting in itself.
3) a state of mind, in which one is relaxed.
4) a neural vowel sound used in the dictionary, depicted as a lowercase letter ‘e’, rotated 180 degrees counter-clockwise.
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slang originated from hashmeer of group x, who used the phrase “shiggity shiggity schwa.” eventually, jager, of the hoodlums in upstate new york, began to use schwa inan every day context.
1) “you got halo2? schwa!”

2) “hey dude.”
“schwa.”

3) “how do you feel?”
“schwa.”

4)
a “neutral” vowel that sounds like the “uh” sound at the beginning of “about” and is represented by an upside-down lower-case “e” in dictionaries.
-what do you call that funny-looking letter in the dictionary? -it’s called “schwa”.
a person whom n-body notices. he/she tends to play dirty tricks on people and still go unnoticed. people say that to see a schwa is a real miracle, most people go their whole lives without seeing them. it takes a very observant person to notice the schwa.
marty: did you hear that?
finn: what?
marty: that noise, it’s over there in the corner.
finn: you’re crazy
schwa: muahahaha
used as a greeting among friends.
reginald: schwa!!!
billy: schwä!!!!
a common hairstyle among young teenagers where an inch or so of hair protrudes off of the wearer’s forehead, almost like a hat. eventually, the “schwa” becomes so extended that hair gel is no longer required.
“sup bro, i see you’re rocking the schwa today.”
a word in which can take the place of any cuss word.
what the h-ll= what the schwas