Schwab
a schwab is a p-n-s that is wider than it is long. aka a tuna can.
i don’t know if the s-x was good. it was wierd. he had a schwab.
(n) a schwab is a person generally of the female gender who is a sl-t or dirty sk-nk.
(v) to schwab something is to make it extremely loose and/or wide. (normally referring to a v-g-n-, but can work for anything)
(adj) something that is schwab(esk) is “loose” or whorish.
sl-t wh-r- loose schwab
a girl version of the douche bag
dude you’re new girlfriend is such a schwab!
a crazy stalker.
that schwab won’t leave me alone!
n. one who finds satisfaction in spoiling the fun of others with no clear motive; an extremely uncool preson.
“your neighbour is such a schwab for calling the cops on your party.”
verb: to tell complete falsehoods with no regard for the actual truth. most often used in layers of falsehoods.
i heard we’re serving lobster at the company celebration this friday at lunch.
dude, you’re schwabbing me, there’s not even a celebration, much less lobster.
the act of performing oral s-x on a male.
hey baby wanna schwab tonight?
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