Schwagg Muffin


a chick who thinks she’s hot and dresses like a hot chick, but is actually pretty ugly and/or fat.
guy 1: dude, look at that fat ugly chick, why does she think she can dress like that? it’s just gross.

guy 2: i know, man. she’s a real schwagg m-ffin.

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