Schwaggle


a pack or group of people who’s median weight is greater than 260 lbs each. usually spotted near food courts.
i felt the earth tremble, but then i noticed the schwaggle over in the food court.
schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = schwaggle
i can’t beleive today’s schwaggle! awesome deal!
schwag (the cool offers you get delivered to your email inbox) + haggle (what we do to get you the best price) = schwaggle
i went online and bought an awesome athletic gear from schwaggle.active.com

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