schwaglissa


an embarr-ssing, fairly unattractive female you’ve met on the internet, whose presence you only tolerate for the purposes of s-x.
“she’s alright, i’m not gonna marry her or nothin’…just another schwaglissa.”

“she’s not bad in bed, but she’s schwaggy like schwaglissa.”

“did you see that girl’s outfit? it’s f-cking horrendous. did she go shopping with schwaglissa?”

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