Schwalm
someone from a relatively large family. all schwalms are well endowed and want to have s-x all the time and everyone wants to have s-x with them.
derived from the french word, “virile”, schwalms are so strong and so hot. everyone wants a piece.
always loyal, everyone wants to be friends with them, but they’ll only chose the best of the best to hang around.
known saying: “when you go schwalm, you can’t go wrong”
known tongue twister (repeat three times): “schwalm, schl-ng, swamp” or “donkey schl-ng schwalm”
julien: “yo, schwalm is such a good room mate! he cleaned up the toilet for a hole hour!”
hot girl1: “yo, this guy gave me a superman that hoe’ yesterday night!”
hot girl2: “it wouldn’t be the first time. you’ve been schwalmed again!”
hot girl1: “i miss having s-x with schwalm”
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