schwampe
sweaty curdled crusty undies. something that happens in your underware after wearing them for 3 or more days, in which you have gone running, and had s-x mulitiple times.
no honey, we can’t mess around tonight, i’ve got schwampe undies. or honey you may not want your head down there, i’ve got schwampe undies.
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