Schwartzing
v. 2008
the act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
so last week i was walking down the street and a ferrari p-ssed me…
dude i know this one guy at home that has 3 ferrari’s and i heard that he drives them all the time
f-ck. stop schwartzing me.
when a man expels sperm onto a womans v-g-n- and then using a straw sucks it up and then back down into the womans nose. the woman then sucks in the sperm through her nose and into her mouth.
a unique way to j-zz in her mouth schwartzing
the act of annoying one’s coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover’s an entire office sp-ce occupied by 40 or more workers. the voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very h-rny pigs. the content of the speech is low-cl-ss, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
jane has been schwartzing every day since she started her job at company abc.
Read Also:
- Keron
the most beautiful n-body out there, when a person 1st sees him they think its love at 1st sight, his lips cast an enchantment on you at first gaze. he tends to hide his beautiful dark eyes with colored contacts, yet he knows nothing of what his natural beauty provides the world with. he tends […]
- Scotch Blocked
somewhat similar effect a “whiskey d-ck” though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to -j-c-l-t- due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member. guy 1 “after we got back to her place from the bar justine and i went at it forever but […]
- Screaming Cheetah
a s-xual position where the woman is on all fours and getting drilled from behind. just when she is reaching -rg-sm the male leans forward holds her neck or shoulder or back gently with his teeth and spends what energy he has left thrusting all out! i was doing it doggy style with mary and […]
- ketamatized
truly experianced after 5grams of ketamine see so many things watch lord of the rings its a must do. best trips rob-“craig were going into battle of middle earth” craig-” dont worry just be prepared to fight but before we do that, i need another line get the gear out” rob-“yeah safe, but im truly […]
- Chiller Whale
an orca(killer) whale, that is insanely chilled out or calm. “dude, did you just see that killer whale, he was loungin’ and a sea lion swam right past him” “that’s no killer whale, thats a chiller whale” up and coming reggae band from san luis obispo california. always down to jam and have a good […]