Schwasty Faced’ed


when you hit the point of intoxication where everything can just be described as being clutch.
guy 1- dude! this camping trip is f-cking great! good friends, good fire and good beer.

guy 2- haha, yeah man, im so schwasty faced’ed! sh-ts awesome!

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