schweaty balls
derived from “schweaty meat b-lls” snl skit, where a man with the name “schweaty” was selling spaghetti products.
quote from the snl skit:
“would you like to try some of my schweaty meat b-lls?”
somethin smells like schweaty b-lls.
sometimes your b-llsack can sweat causing inconvenient itching.
lick my schweaty b-lls!
a comdition that occurs most frequently in the scheaty summertime, a thick, slimy coating refered to as “duck b-tter” clings to your ball sack profusely.
note: condition aggravated by wearing schweat pants and may lead to visable stains on office furniture
d-mn! look at that chair.. the person who sits there must have schweaty b-lls..
the term for the ball utilized by team schweaty en route to their first jcc championship.
p-ss the schweaty ball.
the soon-to-be champion team of the golden gate kickball league
have you heard the schweaty b-lls are releasing their own p-rn video?
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hitting a girl in the face with your b-lls then blowing your load on her cheech yo, the girl went down on me, but didn’t finish so a gave her a shrimp blizzard!
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