schweff
a m-ff diver.
ie, someone who spends 80% of his life trying to get action, even off minging fat girls, whilst completely neglecting his friends.
teacher: “where’s paddy?”
boy: “he’s over at margarets”
teacher. “f-cking schweff!”
guy who befriends attractive females he fancies but doesn’t have the b-lls to ask them out.
content to merely hang around them all the time. a sort of straight gal pal. his schweffing often alienates him from his male counterparts.
‘man, is paddy sitting beside laura again today?’
‘yeah, that guy is such a schweff!’
a man who chooses ho’s over bro’s
did u see will treadwell last night walked off from us after some yats?
f-cking schweff
a boy who disregards his friends to get with a girl but never has the b-lls to do anything so they end up life long friends. and nothing more.
also known as a rech.
‘where did you go last night, didnt see much of you’
‘i stayed at a friends’
‘did you stay over at sarah’s?’
‘yeh but nothing happened, but i walked across the room whilst she was on skype to her boyfriend’
‘you m-ssive schweff!!’
someone who always flirts with the girls, a proper schweff never gets any action though
boy one “goldwait is the true king schweff of the school”
boy two “yeah but sarge is a proper schweff, never gets any action”
a guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any p-ssy.
schweff: yeah, katie and i are like best friends. i think she likes me!
schweff’s friend: look mate, she doesn’t like you as in she wants to f-ck you. she likes you because you are a schweff.
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