Schwein


to jump over another person and put ones nuts on the back of the other persons head
n-gg- i just schweined yo -ss, my nuts were on your neck.
german word for pig. in german, can be used as a highly derogatory term coming close to the meanings of “-sshole” or “douchebag.” can also be used in colloquial english.
jerry decided to keyscratch “jer waz here” on the side of the logan’s car last week. what a schwein.

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