Schwemp
a schwemp… a gypsy child of questionable parentage, has facial hair no matter how little the amount, is at least bordering on overweight and has next to no social skills and will likely give birth to further schwemps as it is a dominant gene. believed to have evolved from dale farm, backwards
plural – schwempi
singular – schwemp
context – “look at that (those) dirty schwemps (schwempi)
“that caravan is a schwemp hive”
“we’re going to norfolk”…”do we need the schwempicide?”
“that bloke has webbed hands”…”probably a schwemp”
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