schwerpin
wearing two different shoes at the same time.
wearing one shoe of a different brand/style/color on one foot and one of a completely different brand/style/color on the other foot.
wearing two shoes that do not match
today i wore my reebok pump with my red air force one.
“hey jim!”
“hey bob. i see your schwerpin today.”
“of course jim. i schwerp all day. it’s all i do.”
“i sure do love wearing two different types of shoe bob.”
“it’s the coolest thing in fashion since fur!”
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