Schwide
–noun
1. a woman who engages in promiscuous s-xual intercourse, usually for acceptance; prost-tute; harlot; strumpet. bad hair
–verb (used without object or sometimes a really desperate guy)
2. to act as a wh-r-.
3. to consort with wh-r-s or other really really unfortunate mirrors.
4. to open one’s leg in an unattractive manner. usually one’s odor is released (i.e skunk)
–verb (used with object)
4. obsolete. to make a wh-r- of; corrupt; debauch. to expose one’s cellulite.
if you were to schwide, this is what you would say….
“i’m feeling like i could open up my legs today and see who shows up for the buffet”
“i find my legs and v-g-n- to be more exposed than the sun”
“i’m really really not beautiful on the inside.”
if you find yourself saying “oh, he’s special also”
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