Science Fair


a four letter word: h-ll.
writing that research paper for the science fair was a living h-ll.
1) h-ll; a lethal overdose of h-ll or and phantasmagoric element.

2)something one should be doing instead of surfing the net
1)studying for that test was f-ckin science fair!

2)ana, you should be working on your science fair!!
something that is compleatly useless in life. teachers make this up so they can fail you, make your life miserable, and so you can learn pointless cr-p like how fast radishes grow, and which hamster finds the cheese faster. (i did these two 7 & 8th grade year) its awful. mean. and horrible. you fail every other cl-ss b.c. you have to write up a 10 pg. report on what you did, make a science board, and a 50 slide power point. and have 3 judges come around and grade this. no one will ever use any of this. pointless.mean.unintelligent. makes the science teacher feel better about how dumb he really is.

no clue why its called science fair. fairs are fun. science fair is not fun.
teacher: cl-ss! we have a special treat today! we’re going to do science fair!!!!!!! -smiles huge-
cl-ss: awwww nooo this sucksss
teacher: it will be fun. now you have to do -explains long list of “fun” things you get to, not have to, but get to do.
an action or activity that should be easy to do or accomplish but made difficult or time consuming by the person partaking in the action or activity
waiter: are you ready to order?

john: yes. hmmmmmm. wow! there are so many choices on the menu. you know. i kinda think i want the fish, but that salad sounds good. and you can’t go wrong with your burgers. wait! tell me again about the special today?

jack: dude! what’s up with the f-cking science fair? just order something dammit!

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